In the wee hours of the morning, we asked for your help to find Anderson Cooper a new home. And help you did give, with (mostly male) readers offering up rooms in their very own apartments! So very kind. The winner: London Terrace and the surrounding Chelsea environs. But since that s too easy—and real estate brokers you ain t—we award the no-fee prize to Paul H., who writes:

The couch in my kitchen/dining room is available (it's a tenement, don't ask). It's right outside my bathroom (very convenient for those late-night bathroom breaks) and it has a view of my shower (also in the kitchen), oven and refrigerator.

Now that's a roommate. Or a scary person. -KEW

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