Today's item regarding the left-leaning love life of conservative stick pundit Ann Coulter has prompted several kind readers to inform us of a brave new addition to the canon of Ann Coulter fan fiction. (We hope it's fiction, anyhow — or do we?) Now sit down, take a breath, and grab your Santorum-issued lube and beads:

The Farmer s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic.

But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I ve ever spotted at Farmer s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard.

I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard
Ann Coulter Sex Fiction [Fleshbot]

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