It's official: We may be batshit insane, but Radar was not a figment of our imagination. Reader reports — flooding in by the threes and fours! — suggest that the magazine is slowly cream pieing its way across America, disappointing dozens of eager readers.

In this edition: Radar hits Houston, slides through the West coast, and desecrates the Liberty Bell.

Radar, the magazine, was available in Houston at the Barnes and Noble at Town and Country. I looked at it and didn't choose to buy. I'm sure my dentist will and I can read it there.

Just returned from a San Diego Ralph's, and there at the bottom of the checkstand mags was... Radar. Not that I would have otherwise noticed or cared, but after the Arkansas sighting I just had to share. Add the pin to the map, Biff!

for the record, i was able to get radar at the barnes & noble in philadelphia, center city. it was their "featured selection!" and cost me 2 bucks. the lightpoles here, however, are not stickered with radar tape, thankfully.

I work in a very boring office park in very boring Woodland Hills, CA - but holy crapola there in our tiny office deli with its tiny newsstand was one bright and shiny copy of Radar. To do further sleuthing I decided to check out a Borders Books in a boring mall across the street - alas, no Radar. I have no idea why I am writing this in.

Find a Radar in an Appalachian restroom? Glimpse a copy in wastebasket at Pop Burger? Spot the first issue rammed in an orifice of an edgy and irreverent reader? Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

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