• Is it just us, or do these new Us ads represent the perfect marking point for the world's fatal descent into decadence? More »
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    Comment by momo: decadence or retardation? more » | Other threads

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  • Maria Bartiromo: too palsy with her subjects. [NYT] More »
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    Comment by zibby: So, to fit her on the plane, they bumped "several" bankers. Nope, nothin' fishy about that. Guy should have at... more » | Other threads

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    Media Bubble: Tripped Up

    • That Cathy Horyn correction? It was a big "fuck you" to Styles editor Trip Gabriel. [WWD] More »
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    Comment by riahekans: I don't see what's the problem with Lyons' comment (for the record, I'm Hispanic.)It wasn't as if he said anything... more » | Other threads

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    Media Bubble: We Thought He Was Dead

    • Wanna work for Lewis Lapham's new publication, More Soporific Than Ambien Quarterly? Well, don't expect any remuneration or anything. On the plus side, he may let you bum a smoke every now and again. [EH] More »
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    Media Bubble: Pretty Girl Makes Grade

    Wenner Media buys out Disney's share of Us Weekly. We're not sure why this is important, but the folks at WWD thought it merited an e-mail alerting us to it, so what the hell. [WWD] More »
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    Comment by Balk: Doubtful. Jon stopped listening to the Ramones after Leave Home, which he found too snarky and mean. more » | Other threads

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    More Fun with Celebrity Photojournalism

    "How'd we fuck up this picture so badly?" More »
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    At 'Us Weekly,' Such a Thing as Free Lunch?

    What we're wondering is, what is Janice Min running for? Maybe she has Congressional aspirations? Or seeks sainthood? Or perhaps she just really, really wants quick entrance into ASME's Magazine Editors' Hall of Fame. More »
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    'Us Weekly' Reports Brangeletus Adoption

    Smell that? It's the scent of various bodily fluids, and it's emanating from the Us Weekly offices. Apparently, the entire staff has wet themselves over their latest issue, in which they report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted an orphaned Ethiopian girl. We're more excited about their clever headline manipulation: Apparently Pitt was merely present while Angelina adopted the baby. Semantic nuances, schmuances — as far as Us is concerned, they adopted that kid together, will raise her together, and together will give her a little baby mohawk. More »
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    'Us Weekly:' For Publicists, By Publicists!

    From left: Us cover from May 30; current July 11 cover. More »
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    What if 'Us' Were Smart? Would the Universe Collapse?

    Ah, if only The Onion were a real newspaper and not a stalwart of satire. Then their latest "news" of Us Weekly editor Janice Min's launch of Us Quarterly would be a wet dream come true. Fantasize with us for a moment: More »
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    Media Bubble: Janice Min — She's Nothing Like Us!

    • Janice Min's new Us Weekly contract is basically done. At $1.2M per year, she'll make as much as — if not a little more than — Bonnie does. Plus her staff doesn't hate her, which has to be worth something. [NYP] More »
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    To Be a Crouton in That Cobb Salad

    We're told that Lisa Dallos, who just quit her post as head of corporate communications at Wenner Media, will be lunching at Michael's today with Stu Zakim, her predecessor at Wenner and now the chief flack for American Media, parent of Star, archrival to Wenner's Us Weekly. Let us know if you catch them impaling voodoo dolls of Jann with their butter knives. More »
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    Your Handy Guide To Celebrity Weeklies, Which May Or May Not Be Totally Biased

    Just when you thought the world was boring, Perez Hilton, the diabolical blogger behind PageSixSixSix, makes the bold statement that all of our glossy tabs are beginning to look the same. Shocking, yes, we know. And just like sisters in a sorority, a pecking order has emerged amongst the sycophantic weeklies: More »
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    Us Weekly vs. Star: Cover Smackdown

    Us Weekly and Star magazine — the Crips and Bloods of glossy tabloidism — had their weekly cover story showdown today and this round goes to... Janice Min! As has been overreported, Us Weekly paid $1 million for exclusive pics of Brad and Angelina's beach stroll (every issue this week comes in a Tiffany box which the newspaper stand guy is required to hand over on bended knee). Meanwhile, Bonnie Fuller's sweatshop had to settle for sadly photo-shopping shots of Angelina and Brad walking on different beaches at different times for their cover (inside they 'fess up that it's a "composite photo"). Stay tuned for next week. We hear BonBon is already taking off her jewelry and lotioning up so she can get all up in Janice's grill. More »
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    David Carr: Master of Wry Understatement

    From today's New York Times 'Arts, Briefly' column: More »
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    'Life & Style' Baits 'Us' Staffers With Promises Of Wealth, Grandeur

    You can't make this shit up. And by "this shit," we mean the recruiting tactics of Life & Style magazine — you know, that one celebrity weekly you use to line the litter box. More »
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    Lifting And Misquoting: It's Just Like 'Us'!

    In the April issue of Allure, Britney Spears gave an interview in which she reflected on her newfound domesticity. Her insight: More »
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    Editors: They're Just Like 'Pups'!

    From this week's Mediaweek story on 'Editor of the Year,' Janice Min: More »
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    'US,' Seriously

    The New York Post's Keith Kelly reports that US Weekly's Janice Min is thisclose to being named AdWeek/Mediaweek's Editor of the Year. More »
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    The Brad & Jen Book Club

    As the snow gently blankets our island with pretty inconvenience, we think now is the perfect time to cozy up in front of the fireplace with our a copy of Brad & Jen: The Rise and Fall of Hollywood's Golden Couple. Why go out in this weather when you have the love of the Brad & Jen book club to keep you warm? Today, from page 131: More »
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    The Brad & Jen Book Club

    Everyone grab their blankies and apple juice — it's time for today's installment of the Brad & Jen book club, in which we open Brad & Jen: The Rise and Fall of HOllywood's Golden Couple to a random page and select a telling passage. Today's insight comes from page 142: More »
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