Smell that? It's the scent of various bodily fluids, and it's emanating from the Us Weekly offices. Apparently, the entire staff has wet themselves over their latest issue, in which they report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted an orphaned Ethiopian girl. We're more excited about their clever headline manipulation: Apparently Pitt was merely present while Angelina adopted the baby. Semantic nuances, schmuances — as far as Us is concerned, they adopted that kid together, will raise her together, and together will give her a little baby mohawk.

Click the image at right to enlarge and revel in your fantasies of the Ethiopian lovemaking that surely followed their collecting of orphans. After the jump, an excerpt of the story.

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