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The Fifth Avenue Apple store opened its doors on Friday, sparking a feeding frenzy amongst the city's most obsessive virgins nerds. ("The same old products are available in a new space! Wheee!") This video is a definitive guide to the clusterfuck, complete with terrifying footage of pre-pubescent Apple fans and a devoted Kevin Bacon. Being crippled with ADD, we can't recommend watching the full 6 minutes — but if you fast-forward and stop at any given time, you'll get a good feel for the bloodthirsty madness.
Apple Store Gives Mecca a Run for Its Money
10:22 AM on Mon May 22 2006
By Jessica
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ARGH! Blinded by the nerdiness! At the very least...before I lost my eyesight...I was able to see the entire SNL cast admiring folks nerdier than them.
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I wondered what James Woods had been up to the last couple of years. Now we know...he's been standing in line at the Apple store.
The "Apple Tech guy" is really cute but that white billowy haz-mat suit does nothing for his figure.
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