In Union Square this morning, Heartland Brewery debuted the latest addition to their collection of oddly flavored beers: Slobber Lager, the beer just for dogs. In honor of the ASPCA's October fundraiser, rescued pooches were treated to Heartland's special, non-alcoholic brew that smelled something like raw beef rotting in flood water (which, come to think of it, is an improvement over O'Doul's). Exactly what Fido loves. As a bonus, Slobber Lager is less carbonated than regular human beer, so as to avoid any bloated chihuahua explosions.

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