It's Valentine's Day, which means Nicole Richie is finally bringing her inexplicably tacky Dr. Pepper promowhore tour to our fair city. Go get a sample of the calories that she dare not touch:

11:30 am
Sampling Stop #1 at Astor Plaza (8th & Broadway)

12:45 pm
Sampling Stop #2 at 3rd & 6th Ave

While we obviously expect you to fight and jostle for great photos, do be gentle with Nicole — she breaks rather easily.

Update: If any of you have the opportunity, do a favor for a fellow reader: "If you could get word to Ms. Richie that the Key Food on 11th Ave & Prospect Ave in Windsor Terrace, Brooklyn is completely out of Diet Dr. Pepper, and has been since before the storm, I'd be so very grateful."

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