• most annoying liberal arts college

    Oberlin Now Paying Students To Defecate

    Says our on-the-ground Oberlin College correspondent: "Here's an announcement... you poop in the Environmental Studies building toilet and get a quarter." Oh God. It's true.


    Low on Cash, High in Fiber Bash:

    Poop in the Adam Joseph Lewis Center toilets anytime between Saturday, November 10th and Friday, November 16th and sign up to receive a quarter per poop. Claim your quarters at the bash! H'orderves [sic[ and drinks provided.

    This probably has something to do with sustainability or whatever, but what more is there to say? Nothing more, really.