One of the sadder parts of Alex Rodriguez signing with the Yankees instead of the Boston Red Sox was the loss of the inevitable New York Post giant-type headline "A-HOL." Fortunately, the Yanks also picked up pitcher Chien-Ming Wang, and his recent heroics on the field have allowed the Post to come up with gems like the following:

We're gonna go out on a limb here and guess at some future subheads. Should Wang continue to do well, expect to see some of these:

WANG COMES UP BIG
WANG "WAY TOO FAST"
EVERYONE WORRIED ABOUT FACING WANG
"YOU DON'T WANT TO GET IN A DUEL WITH WANG"
WANG DELIVERS PERFECT CLIMAX TO SERIES

Should Wang falter down the stretch, these are more likely:

DROOPY WANG
WANG IN A HOLE
WANG LOSES CONTROL
THREE HIT BY WANG
PUFFED-UP WANG NOT FOOLING ANYBODY

There's also "COMMON CHINESE SURNAME SIMILAR TO AMERICAN SLANG FOR PENIS," but we don't expect that you'll be seeing that any time soon.

Coming Up Aces [NYP]

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