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We went looking for the promised Judy Miller-penned report about how she was sent to prison to break her brother out, or whatever the story will be once the lawyers vet it, but we very, very quickly got distracted. As did, if the most emailed list is any indication, everyone else.
"[T]here are only two kinds of male cyclists - those who are impotent and those who will be impotent."
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"A guy can sit on a saddle and have his penis oxygen levels drop 100 percent but he doesn't know it," Mr. Cohen said. "After half an hour he goes numb."
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"We make kids wear helmets and knee pads," Dr. Goldstein said. "But no one thinks about protecting the crotch."
The New York Times: Protecting sources, crotches.
Serious Riders, Your Bicycle Seat May Affect Your Love Life [NYT]
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I feel compelled to point out that this graphic comes as close as the Times has ever come to illustrating assfucking rather than just alluding to it. My lord, of course that man has ED. Alert Bob Dole! That thing is shoved a goodways up his posterior. I feel that a public service has been done. I never knew that there was such a thing as "penis oxygen levels."
I appreciate that they chose to go interracial, surreptitiously breaking two taboos in one. Well done, Times.
This seals it-- I'm getting rollerblades.
Where's the requisite comment from Sheryl Crow?
Might I suggest some sort of light-up codpiece? Not only with the boys be protected, but the wearer will be visible in traffic.
penis oxygen?
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