Courtesy of Bucky Turco, behold the magic of Nicole Richie robotically distributing her Dr. Pepper samples (oh, they're so heavy). NB: The pin featured in the clip is none other than the Save Krucoff, Fuck Conde Nast pin of lore. Swear to God. We bet Nicole's wearing it right now and telling her famous friends it's a vintage campaign button from the 80s, which is good enough for us.

Additionally, listen to the reporters howl for her love here.

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