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BlogAds clarifies their take on Perez Hilton's traffic, with lots of innuendo along the way. Cute! They say right now he's doing "five million impressions on good days." (Are "impressions" the same as "hits" or the same as "page views"? We're assuming the latter.) Related: No, Doree is not our publisher Nick Denton. (Ew.) And no, baby, we're not jealous of Perez. We—or at least I, who also am not Nick Denton!—even admire his mercenary ways! [BlogAds]