Every week, some commenters make us LOL, which is a really special thing for us because we're so jaded. Yeah, it takes a lot for us to laugh, but oddly, it takes a train to cry. God, what does that even mean? Are we still here? Are you? Is it the three day weekend yet?

• Lolcait brings home the bacon once more regarding 10 Secrets Of Kristian Laliberte's Fashion Show Revealed!:
  "Basically the idea for Unruly Heir came from a windy day. And also black people. Have you ever seen a black person? All black people live in or around the Port Authority and speak a strange mixture of English and 'beep boop beep' computer language. Black people wear funny pants. Have you ever seen a dog wearing funny pants? I am gay. Do you know which Brazilian Model will be there?? All. Of. Them. There will also be: Croatian Tranny; Libyan Scary-But-There-For-Diversity Man; The Rotting Corpse of Miles Davis; Tom Hulce; Almost Dead Glassy Eyed Girl; and my best friend, Drunk and Ridiculing Mother Figure (Luv ya Cassidy! Woot woot!) So come on in to the party where Josh Hartnett and one of the dead guys from Lost will be. You probably aren't allowed in, but you can press your face up to the glass, just like Gawker, and you can feel sad but also happy that something so beautiful and fabulous can still go on in these war troubled times. Maybe someday it can happen in the Iraq or the Asian nation of South Africa. Kristian out."
• Shesaidwhat said this, re: Cancer Vixens:
  " Who better to conquer a dread disease than a hot chick with an attitude?
  A trained oncologist with chemotherapy?"
• And Glittersauce on the same topic:
  "As a woman who has had, and survived cancer the idea of this show is pretty cool. But I don't need to relive horror. Not gonna watch it- sorry. However, in fucked up related news: I did feel MAD HOT when I had cancer because I was 90 pounds and looked wicked in a bathing suit. And yes, at the time I was aware how messed up that was. What does that say about our society?"

  What indeed.

• About Britney Spears Can Still Buy And Sell You, Concerned Citizen succeeds where we failed:
  "Like Robert Olen Butler telling you about your circle jerk of self-righteousness."
• And a special "oof" star to Guevara248, commenting on How's The Journalism Job Market?
  "No shit the job market sucks. How about this - I came across a Craigslist posting last night...FOR MY JOB! The job I currently hold. Needless to say it has been an awkward morning at work..."

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