· Nicole Richie and DJ AM get engaged. We give it two months in the Gawker office pool. [R&M]

· Bill O Reilly case is ripped off by Law & Order. Shuddup! says O Reilly spokesman.[NYDN]

· Matthew McConaughey on girlfriend Penelope Cruz:"Everyone has their own little Webster's Dictionary, you know? The way they see life and the world. I really love her Webster's." Word. [Lowdown]

· Billy Joel, officially an old fart. Song You re Only Human (Second Wind)" to take on new meaning. [Page Six]

· Lindsay Lohan is getting her ill-freaky na na on with jackass, Johnny Knoxville. [Page Six]