At first I thought, jesus, this kid is really fucking high on himself and acting like a douche. Then I reminded myself: he's a dj.

[At this point, Lewitinn remarked that this whole exchange was "so gay it could get into Misshapes without paying a cover."] You've got to be kidding me. Is there some reason I have to be civil to this douchebag?

Thanks BSL! I haven't snarfled my afternoon tea in quite some time.

Old Rock dude (pic 4) was walking near Webster Hall last Thursday at noon - he switches to all black leather for day.

At first I thought The E.N.A.P.P.'s eyepatch was a stretched out, possibly used condom. But he doesn't look THAT happy.

@ 4. Misshapes. April 21st, 2007 photo #023: You do know who this is, right? Only the coolest sales punk to have a New Yorker article written about him. Or at least I think Trash & Vaudeville is still cool. Or was that punk?

#3.. here's a picture of Little Johnny Mouthbreather Mushroomtop, and his mesmerizing duds, taking a stroll through McCarren park...
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0117331/Ss/0117331/1-1.jpg....

What is the world coming to when Brother Lawrence is the only person in the exchange who doesn't come across twatty?

#9 made my pupils and sense of all that is good in the world bleed. If that makes sense. And if it doesn't you better run it as is anyway because I won't put any sort of thought in it and I want interns to find pictures.

#3 - Who is this guy?! This guy represents every little boy who ever ate their own boogers and hid their erections (in the boys locker room) with their Trapper Keepers.

Costume parties; Not just for 5 year olds. Oh wait, Just for 5 year olds. That's it.

In all non-snark, seeing the name "Joey Arak" brought back fond memories of Suck. Good to see they're still getting work these days.

Also, lol hipsters.

#2

I don't know why he's glum either. That bulge in his pants would perk anyone up.

From the look of things, #4 has absolutely no genitals at all. Or maybe he's tucking

#5 David Gest looks fabulous.

@ marvel girl: He's one-third of the Philly gay rap trio VIP. I once saw him wearing a onesie track suit with a Keith Haring print. Dude is the patron saint of BSL-style retardedness.

At some point this weekend I looked up and realized that my best friend had somehow scrambled on stage and was dancing around next to Cory and the Cobrasnake and god-knows-what DJ and I nearly passed out thinking it wass the craziest thing I'd ever seen.

Then came the soul-crushing despair. What do you do after you've realized you felt genuine excitement over a Cory Kennedy sighting? Is there a twelve-step program for something like that?

Re: #7 and her tattoo

Has there ever been a finer, more emphatic refutation of "intelligent design" than what is pictured in this photo?

#4 I was seriously hoping that CC was gonna stay clean.

#5 - I take back what I said about moose knuckles last week.

#4 is the Trash & Vaudeville sibyl, isn't he?

Why didn't anybody tell me Joey Arak was such a fox?

#5 - Right after this picture was taken he twirled and started singing "I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight...."

#4 was profiled in the New Yorker several weeks ago(why do I remember that?)

#10- I would've rather seen bedazzled patches over those devil-eyes. I had to Hail-Mary my way through my lunch hour.

Tribeca_Hilton:

Bless you.

The pants on #3 appear to be made of my parents bedsheets circa 1993. I'm not kidding. I want to know what fifteen year old garbage dump he pulled those out of, because I think my favorite dress from when I was four was in there with them.

Re: #5 Nothing says "vacation" like a dick en route to escaping the confines of shorts.

But, in all fairness, it's hot in the desert and he's, "on vacay."

Boy, Kids' Meal is staring to look a little rough around the edges.

#5-I just saw mangina. Come on man, have some pity for the West Coast. It's lunch time over here ("NSFL").

#3 is the "little lad" from the starburst berries and cream commercial on his free time.

y'know it really IS more miss than hit......

Wow. I hope that all that wicked awesome glitter washes off before he gets to work the next morning because i would hate to order a 7 layer burrito and have it be full of gold glitter.

Dude, soccer moms are so in at RISD right now, and for the boys, buy yrself a windbreaker jacket, grow a moustache, grow your hair out, buy some bandanas, throw on some white jeans (so hot right now) and Shazaam! You can now share a brain with the rest of your boyfriends at RISD, if you want any photos from Providence's answer to all the Hiptard nights, simply titled, POP, let me know, there are some real gems here.

OH THIS IS JUST GREAT

now they´re ruining gold glitter for me. Now how am I going to dress up as Bowie, huh? You tell me.

#3 looks like what you'd get if Stephen Baldwin got raped by one of the forest people from Princess Bride.