As reported earlier, veteran "60 Minutes" anchor and newly-cool old-man-du-jour Mike Wallace was cuffed by the Taxi and Limousine Commission cops last night for being, well, old. Or something. But wait — there were witnesses! An eagle-eyed reader reports:

I totally witnessed the mike wallace arrest - walked by in time to see mike in handcuffs (although he's had A LOT of work done - hard to recognize!) and the tlc guy saying "do you really want to take that tone with me sir?" v. cool!