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    Sarah Jessica Parker's Nanny Will Kill Us All

    sjpFrom the mailbag: "Just saw Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick and little James Wilkie outside near Charles Street & West 4th. Sarah looked great but her nanny was a bitch. They all pulled up in the family Blue Volvo stationwagon; Sarah, Matthew, James and the "lady" all went inside. Then 5 minutes later the alleged nanny walked out carrying James, and then asked me to come over. She asked me what I was doing, and I tried to be polite and I just said that I was a fan. And then she was like why don't you just keep going. And then I said that I would rather not, and then she said that I was just like the other scum photographers, and then she said this was private property. So I said actually it's a public street. And then she said "She isn't going to be happy." And then she went inside with James and one minute later I saw Sarah peek outside to see me from behind a curtain in an upstairs window! I LOVED EVERY MINUTE!"


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