Tricia Romano, the nightlife queen who writes "the column that no one reads that comes after Musto" for the Village Voice, has a secret: she thinks New York eats it.

Q. Where do you summer?
A. Summer?? HAHAHAHAHAHA. What, do you think I'm a fucking yuppie? Assholes "summer." Real people go to their aunt's house in New Jersey.

Q. Who do you consider to be the greatest New Yorker of all-time?
A. New Yorkers suck. But if you put a gun to my head, I would nominate Debbie Harry because she's from New Jersey.

Q. What's your New York motto?
A. Screw these people.

Tricia Romano, Village Voice Columnist [Gothamist Interview]