Park Avenue Peerage is now reporting that maligned socialite Olivia Palermo will "sue" to find out who was responsible for that contested email begging her fellow socialites for social mercy. PAP speculates that "if [the email] really is an "SR Creation," we'll discover the self-appointed arbiters of Park soon enough." SR is holding their ground, however, providing readers with a list of 10 reasons why they think that Olivia Palermo did indeed send what they refer to as the "Scarlett Letter," including reason 5: "This is not a third grade cafeteria argument. This is a New York media onslaught and her denial was simply not convincing or passionate enough. Olivia had four days to address this and yet she didn't bother." Just in case that doesn't turn out to be a good enough reason, though, we hear from a tipster that the Rankles have retained white-collar crime-specializing law firm Lankler Siffert and Wohl, though obviously that could be just as much of a random lie as any other part of this debacle. —Emily

S.R. Must Apologize [PAP]
The Scarlett Letter [SR]