That bitch nearly knocked over her daughter trying to get untangled from her hug. Then she caressed her phone with more affection...
God, I hate her.
But I love Bee with all my heart.

I love you, Mommie Dearest.

Miscalculated chokehold?

Does Bee actually look like Anne Hathaway, or just in this photo?

That made me miss my mom a little.

Hee! Anna's body language looks so awkward and confused. "What the hell? Human contact?"

Is everyone sure that's not Julia Allison in that pic?

Did no one tip the bellboy?

Somewhere, Bronson Pinchot is plotting a murder/sequel.

Sorry, I think Anna Wintour is the shit!

LOLwintours: Momma, i LUVZ u!

Ms. Wintour may be forced to take out a restraining order against her daughter if this sort of "physical contact" thing persists.

Anna: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Bee: It's a hug, Mom. I'm hugging you.

poor bee. who knew that arrested development's lucille bluth imitates life?

But think of the multitudes of celebrities that would relish such a moment to project a hammed-up image of being a "really great parent". There's something sincere and un-self-conscious about this -- like, fuck off a minute, mom's dealing with the hotel people...

Wow. Boy, does THAT take me back. Good thing the clip didn't go on to show Anna didn't asking Bee to fetch mama her candy from the medicine cabinet, or I'd be inclined to have an "episode".

It's a little hard to make out, but during the embrace, Bee nabbed Anna's wallet, and Anna got Bee's watch.

Later, they laughed and placed tablets in the other's drink.

@ascot-revival: Invisible maternal instinct!

"Okay, now, let me guess.... Six white beans, two broccoli stalks, and half a chicken breast. Wow, Mom, you really splurged today!"

You can tell from the onlooker's cheekbone that he's either smiling or grimacing.

I can almost feel the bones cracking, osteoporosis, geesh...

The sweater will be burned. Anna will most definitely eat some poor EA for lunch before she runs off to "decontaminate" in Europe, where they know better than to touch royalty.

"It takes the hands off of the couture, or it gets the hose again."

"Security!"

It makes me a lot sad - poor thing. Not too many daughters would hug mothers who named them after an insect.

Then her real mommy got some hot water to unstick her from the frozen pole.