Top Chef starts tonight in Miami. Yay! if this well-circulated and composed photo of Padma Lakshmi (or this bizarrely revealing shot of Food and Wine's Gail Simmons) is any indication, the move to Miami is just an excuse to put Padma in strange locations wearing 10% less than what would be appropriate or functional elsewhere while fondling encephalopods that match her Salman-colored plunging top. Also, we hear, the weed is better down there, so you know girlfriend is stoked.

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