Gawker
We suspect there are many things we could have learned from Patrick McMullan over the years, had we been paying more attention: how to take great celebrity-party pictures, how to befriend socialites, how not to wear one's hair. But, for whatever reason, we opted not to follow his example in any of these matters (except, perhaps, for the hair thing). Today, however, we have finally learned two very important things from Patrick McMullan.
First is that we must never publish a book titled Kiss Kiss. And second is that if we do, we must take care not to invite scary octogenarians to its launch party.
Because if we did, we might have to kiss one of them.
On the mouth.
While someone took a picture.
Yuck.
