When you're choosing a publicist, it's important to find someone who understands you. Someone who, you know, gets the issues you're grappling with. Publicist Susan Blond, who parlayed a Warhol-movie role into a career as a publicist to various freaks and weirdos (Star Jones Reynolds! Clive Davis! Sean Paul!) celebrated the 20th anniversary of her bizniss at Michael's the other night. A quick glance at the pix shows what she and her clients have in common.

Bad hair!

Hidden hair!

No hair to speak of! But all are better than whatever Susan's got going on. We didn't even know they made whatever that is anymore.

[Images via PMC]

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