Last week, we asked you to tell us about the Whitest Kids You Know. We asked for a picture, and for answers to some whiteness-signifying questions, and we've gotten a country club's worth of entries! Many challenge traditional notions of whiteness. Many don't. For example! Meet Angela C., whose whiteness is augmented by her white pancake makeup and offset by her Neil Gaiman eyeliner and black lace. Send your nominations to WhitesKidContest@gawker.com. Angela C. after the jump.
. What is a French Cuff, as it pertains to denim?I eschew denim. In the suburbs, I am relentlessly assaulted by denim
on the daily. I am way too special and lonely to participate in
anything like that.2. What is your favorite Lil' Wayne lyric?
That is a very good question. Although my clan share certain
characteristics with the hootchie-ho strata of my school (stereotyped
as sluts, dark lipstick, hair can look similar) we differ in that our
music is not for partying good times/blowjobs so much as it is for
feeling negative and conjuring evil. So I'm unfamiliar.3. Fairfield or Greenwich, and why?
Greenwich. Because Chloe Sevrigny [sic] is from there.


















