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NYT Styles writer and author of Cad: Confessions of a Toxic Bachelor Rick Marin wants you to know that he has a house in the Hamptons. He also wants you to know that it's not, like, Hamptons Hamptons, but rather a quaint place filled with locals. Eww! (Best of all? He and his wife bought it "because we couldn't afford to rent.")
Rick confesses that living with the little people is hard, chiefly because their lack of wealth threatens his view of his own dick:
My tool-belted neighbors are man enough to aerate their own lawns, shingle their own houses, self-install their pools. Effete city boy that I am, I have to hire people to do those things.
Poor guy. He and Howard Stern just can't get a break in the tough wilds of Eastern Long Island.
Between The Tool Belt Set And The Jet Set [NYT]
