Remainders, clubs, cnn, eminem, george w. bush, jonbenet ramsey, natalie portman, pitchfork...

Remainders: Will the Fake Slim Shady Please Sit Down

• Eminem in whiteface. Someone, somewhere, is rolling in some grave, or something. [DealBreaker]
• TIME reporter claims magazine didn't touch Karr story. Claim eerily matches reality of Karr claim he touched JonBenet Ramsey. YEAH, WE'RE STILL DOING THIS. [Think Progress]
• Wired reviews Pitchfork Media. Gives it a 7.030032. Basically good, but a little bit derivative of [obscure reference], like some kind of [overwrought metaphor that doesn't actually make sense when you think about it for even two seconds]. [Wired]
• A CNN reporter has a private conversation in the bathroom while wearing a hot mic during President Bush's memorial Hurricane Katrina address. Embarrassing? Yes. Was anyone watching President Bush's memorial Hurricane Katrina address? No. [Wonkette]
•: Important Update on Bravest Actress of All Time: Natalie Portman is definitely doing something courageous, coyly seductive, and thoroughly Jewish, we're just not sure where. [One Park Avenue Reality]
• Maybe forcing millions of drunk people to interact in the same small corner at the edge of the city wasn't such a good idea after all. [VV]
• Union Square still has street cred. Where else can you enjoy Thai chili lime peanuts, free Ben & Jerry's milkshakes, and heroin? [ANIMAL]

6:00 PM on Tue Aug 29 2006
By gabe
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$Image of Philibert de L\'Orme$ Philibert de L'Orme at 06:16 PM on 08/29/06
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You should have pointed out that Drudge switched from "15 Inches of Rain" to just "15 INCHES" as the day wore on. Dog days indeed!
Balk at 06:26 PM on 08/29/06
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Connectedness Index: 187

Shut up, you're ruining tomorrow's first post!
Balk at 06:28 PM on 08/29/06
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Connectedness Index: 187

Shut up, you're ruining tomorrow's first post!
Leon Freilich at 07:57 PM on 08/29/06
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DRIVEN TO LUNACY
"Cracked" is back, deranging teens,
Avis, serving fun desserts;
Second helpings for those who've seen
The nuts at "Mad," the comic Hertz.
Bar Code at 11:29 PM on 08/29/06
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The poster above needs to stopped,
He writes and writes to never be topped;
His postings are bland, so cut off his hand
To never be heard from again.
bohammer71 at 09:13 AM on 08/30/06
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Yeah, Natalie...you want to impress us? Go to IKEA on a Sunday.