Today's Keith Kelly column reports about the decent doings of Ron Galotti, the former Conde Nast exec about who it is illegal to write without mentioning that he was the "real-life model for the fiction Mr. Big" in "Sex and the City." Ron's been on a rural kick of late, and the paper provides a shot of our man astride one of his recently-acquired steeds. The caption needs a little work, though. Here are our suggestions, let's see yours.

• Wop On Top
  
• Git Along, Little Dagos
  
• Spaghetti Eastern
  
• That's Gonna Be A Spicy Meatball
  
• Cock and Bull

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