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So this morning, under the headline "Double Dose of DWI Deals," the Post reported that both Fabian Basabe and Tracy Morgan were at Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday, pleading out their various DWI raps. That's some intrepid reporting there. We imagine the Posties poring over court appearance schedules, just waiting to nab a couple of celebs in public acts of contrition. Alternately, maybe they got the scoop because Page Six's Richard Johnson just happened to be there dealing with his own DWI. Either way, nice work, kids!

DOUBLE DOSE OF DWI DEALS [NYP]

Earlier: RJ's DUI: A Misdemeanor, a Violation, and a Cute Little Ford Escape