Gawker
Rudy Giuliani, America's Cousin-Marrying Mayor, the man who on September 11, 2001 transformed his reputation from hated local figure into something like Mr. T bred with a pure-breed kitty-cat, has officially sold his boutique investment bank type-thing, whatever that is, a division of Giuliani Partners, whatever that is. (Secret government? Clubhouse where men belch after steaks? Fancy-sounding PR-legal one-stop shop?) Numbers being thrown around include estimates north of $80-million. This latest attempt to emulate our plutocrat mayor seems weak. Call us when you're a billionaire! Just don't call us when you get your ass handed to you in Iowa and New Hampshire!
Giuliani's Investment Bank Is Sold [Dealbook]
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$80 million? I smell a reconciliation with the son. "Daddy Rudy, it was that whore of a mother of mine that turned me against you. Won't you join my foursome?" Or, uh, something to that effect.
Aw, come on. Middle america doesn't care if their prez noms are rich! Just as long as they don't care about poor people in big cities!
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