Ryan Seacrest
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[American Idol stars Simon Cowell (drinkin' a beer) and Ryan Seacrest (drinking a fancy little mixed drink) at a Las Vegas nightclub last night; image via Splash] More »Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol emcee and probable gay, graces the cover of Details this month, looking forlorn next to a headline that reads "Ryan Seacrest Knows What You Think of Him." It's remarkably similar to Lance Bass's January Advocate cover, which featured the pensive-looking "singer" and the sad statement that "Lance Bass Knows You Talk Trash About Him." Why the similarities? Why the self-pity?? Jossip suggests it's because, you know, "there are so few things you can say about gay people to make them sound interesting." This is true! Also, no one likes Ryan Seacrest or Lance Bass. Click here for larger image, at Jossip.
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Gary Busey Apologizes, Bestows Grand Praise Upon Ryan Seacrest
Poor kooky Gary Busey, who accosted celebrities like Ryan Seacrest on the Oscars red carpet, is just trying to apologize. But his crazy vapors keep muddling his mouth words so instead of just saying "I'm sorry Ryan" he calls the plastic personality "an innocent champion of honesty." He also claims that he didn't know that Ryan was in the middle of an interview. Busey, who has "an interesting odor", actually thought that he and Ryan were alone in a peaceful meadow, where truth needed championing and hugs were beautiful gifts from the gods. Video about his apology after the jump. More »
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"Sam Champion and Ryan Seacrest are on GMA being VERY GAY!"
Here is an email from Gawker's junior video guy, Nick McGlynn, who harvests our Tivos for content:
Check the video bin for a clip i just uploaded called "GMA_Ryan_and_Sam_being_gay"Sam Champion and Ryan Seacrest are on GMA being VERY GAY!
i.e. Ryan just said to Sam: "Thank you for completing the ball assembly!"-Nick :-)
Ryan Seacrest Gays Up The Emmys
Did you catch the Emmy awards last night? In cased you missed it, our Richard Blakeley has put together a montage of host Ryan Seacrest's queeniest moments and provided some subtitles for the three of you who might miss the joke. (We think Richard is auditioning for a job doing video for Perez Hilton! This is like, one step away from drawing splooge bubbles™ on Ryan Seacrest's face.)
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Ryan Seacrest: His Straightest Moments
Last night on "American Idol," Simon Cowell (he's the mean English one) made a comment that seemed to suggest something untoward about Ryan Seacrest's gender preferences—specifically, he begged him to "come out" of the closet. Whether this badinage was meant to provide levity or was another example of Cowell's foul tempered pursuit of truth, we object. Nothing we have seen over the years has ever suggested that Seacrest is anything less than a full-blooded heterosexual American male. For proof, Gawker videographer Richard Blakeley has assembled a montage of straight-acting moments. We think the results speak for themselves. More »
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Gossip Roundup: Brangelina Sainthood on Track
Anderson Cooper Laughs Heartily At 'Brokeback Mountain' Joke
When Robin Williams is a guest on any program, hilarity is sure to ensue! Okay, that statement hasn't been true since some point in the late seventies when the entire country was suffering through an epic Quaalude binge. But his recent appearance with Anderson Cooper at least provides Anderson with a few chuckles. We're not sure what's so funny, but maybe Anderson knows something that we don't.
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Stalk of the Town: The Devil and Ms. McCarthy
The time: 1 p.m.The date: September 11.
The place: Bergdorf's.
Sighted: "Jenny McCarthy, 5th floor of Bergdorf's with an entourage of 2, wearing a plaid coat and sky high heels and hair, on her cell, saying 'better than the $20 million that Ryan Seacrest is going to pay me?'." More »
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Correction: Ryan Seacrest Is Not Not Gay in Trenton
You know how it didn't really make sense that Ryan Seacrest would be doing a live, in-studio radio interview in New Jersey? And how it didn't really make sense why, after the first time he walked out of the studio because the DJ asked about his sexuality, he would have agreed to continue the interview? Yeah, well, it now makes sense that it didn't make sense. Because it turns out it didn't actually happen. More »Trenton Makes News, the World Takes: Seacrest (Won't Come) Out
Interesting news in — of all places — The Trentonian today:
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