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The beauty is you'll get older and we'll all, well, get older but we'll appreciate hearing from you.

Remember, that older guy who hangs around the high-school parties totally gets all the pussy.

Ha! Cocks! They're so self-aware!

The "self-referential" tag kind of blows my mind in this context. It's Schrodinger's cock, or something.

@collegecallgirl:

That is exactly what I intended to say. That guy takes the virginity of all of the young freshman girls who don't know any better.

@lululemming: Is it in the box or out of the box?

Don't worry Balk, you won't be alone. There's a lot of us older guys stalking, er, hanging around, Gawker High.

Don't you have one more day?

Note regarding the preceeding article:
We need to stop feeding the fameball monster and ignore the articles on Jacob Lowick and Julia Allison. This is easy because they are just so fucking boring. Join me please. One non-click at a time people.

One of us, one of us, one of us. . .

Balk, I think you hate us. This fact would hurt our feelings, if we had any.

@shesaidwhat: I'm with you on that. Thanks for leading the charge.

Tags "IM" and "my cock" next to each other threw me for an existential mobius strip.

@shesaidwhat: It's just like with NTJ (who is where, these days?). Responding only encourages it/them.

BalkId, BalkEgo, BalkSuperEgo walked into a bar..

@BalknChain: Twenty minutes ago, actually! Are you stalking me?

Frankly, I'm concerned about My Cock's benefits in your new position. Is M.C. part of your Gawker COBRA Plan? Is Radar providing long-term care coverage?

In case of the unthinkable, will My Cock have an adequate severance package?

@Balk: Me? Noooooooooo, just don't turn around..

@BalknChain: I saw the sign..

@KarenUhOh: Um, I'm no guy, but even I crossed my legs seeing the word severance and cock in the same sentence. Nevertheless, I do hope My Cock was smart enough to negotiate a decent golden parachute.

@LittleLolly: Didn't know My Cock was interested in that type of play.... oh, nevermind...parachute. Got it.

@Conbon: I know where you're going with that; you and your pelican briefs don't fool me

It will take us a week or two to discover your new moniker - look how long LolCait went undetected. Do you have it in you to go Cold Turkey? Like she said, one of us....

Hah! There was a guy like that at my high school. Hung around in the library with his friends (who were all a grade or two lower than him, and hence hadn't graduated yet).

Must have been living at home i guess, no job. Every weekday was like one long, six-hour study hall ...

What? Why are you looking at me like that? No, it wasn't me! It was some loser guy, forget his name. Really, it was not me!