This morning we commented that we love New York. But then this email was forwarded to us, and now we love it even more. This is, to the best of our knowledge, for real, and it happened earlier this week in Prospect Heights.

From: XXXX
Subject: For your "Only in New York" files. (Warning: nudity)
To: XXXX

Hey all...

OK, so it's 2:30 a.m. on a Monday night, and right outside my window, on the public street below, in front of God and everybody are a man and a woman going to town on a dirty, stained mattress the neighbor girl threw out earlier that morning!!! Imagine!

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Now, the question begs: Who's the bigger pervert, the couple bumping uglies on a dirty mattress in the middle of a public sidewalk, or me for taking pictues?

We're going with (C) all of the above.

The full-sized, hairy-assed, in-all-their-glory image is after the jump.

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