You call those bears?! I'll show you some fat sweaty gay guys that would wipe their hairy asses with these dudes.

I like hairy men. "smooth people" - LOL

How did we not realize that this band was created by Dutch gays doing karaoke?

Also, I feel like I just stepped into some weird sex dream momo had after he ate too much spicy food.

I just threw up on my carpet.

those are the Bronx Zoo versions of bears-tame & domesticated. Where are the big, leathered, grizzly, my-sweat-smells-like-piss bears that always hit on me? To hell w/ these metro-bears.

Momo, you're like a bearded Goldilocks in that video.

But what of their rivals, The Twinktank?

Are they available for Bar/Bat Mitzvahs?

I'll be a fan when the perform their Jazz Hands Jizz Down in The Full Momo

Crikey! there's at least one Australian in there! I love that they're so accepting of "smooths", that's peace for ya

I LOVE me some bears. I decided long ago to only hag out for bears. They're warm in the winter and you can lay your head on their furry chest and sob away your tears about how the straight boys don't like you. They are cuddly and are big enough to beat gaybashers up. If I wanted to hang out with skinny bitches who only wanted to talk about makeup and "The Hills," I'd hang out with girls.

@FracturedAcetabulum: funny, I just waxed my carpet.

More like fashion bears...

"Hoo ha, hoo ha"? Gays should not sing about ladyparts. Do. Not. Want.

OMG Momo I. am. so. JEALOUS. Dutch singing bears = my heaven.

I haven't actually watched this yet, but I'd imagine it's kind of like that scene in Inland Empire with the Polish prostitutes doing the Locomotion.

But with Danish gay dudes. And Momo instead of Laura Dern.

@Cory: Or, uh, Dutch gay dues. Not Danish.

Do want.

@ElijahPollack: Wait, did I just say that?

What's up with all the close singing? Momo, you should join them!

@Sayser: I was very ready to join Yuri (in the hat). Let's just say I didn't stand up quickly after his serenade.

I turn red with embarrassment whenever I watch this because they could have done so much better. As it is, it's like amateur night at The Den in New Brunswick.

as much as the name inplies, most bears dress like lesbians and act girlier than these guys. call me when a real bear 'band' comes forth. and have them be called Dumpster.

I do believe that this the first time a bear has jumped a shark.

@ElijahPollack: But tell us, does the back smell better than the front?

@She_of_the_Socks: I don't know. All I know is I'm the most sexually confused 4-year old in the world.

compare and contrast with my favorite gay dutch boy-band Men2B. Video below.
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i'm pretty sure the one in the hat happened summer 2005.

Oh my Rod. I am so gay for you right now.

I would rather BearForce One's line be: Lauren Conrad & Heidi Montag, Anne Coulter, and animatronically revived corpse of Sylvester. It would be at least entertaining, and Anne would butch things up a bit from the current incarnation. BTW title for the new album should be "Douchetastic: The Journey from Nowhere to Obscurity"

@momo: I definitely saw some chemistry between you two. I love it when Net memes because real. It's very Pinocchio! And you got some wood, which is also very Pinocchio.

@momo: I hope you had a beary happy birthday, at least!

Now I want to go camping!

OMG, I'm travelling and this computer is in Jeffs territory...it won't even play the video. Dear god.

But:

I got a round of applause yesterday in this town when I told the cashier at Winners that I lived with a gay man.

This world? It's messed up.