They're tall. They think that pink, kelly, and cordovan are primary colors. They pluralize the word "philanthropy" and still insist that Trinity and Haverford are prestigious colleges. And now, after decades of wining, dining, and murdering at lame-not-lamé Upper East Side haunts like Dorrian's Red Hand, the preppies are massing downtown! All thanks to Bar Martignetti (say: "Netti") on Broome Street — founded by an eponymous set of Mario-and-Luigi brothers (profiled in the Observer last summer) — where the usual Houston hauteur has been replaced by I'm-okay-you're-okay Dalton-Horace Mann rapprochement. Allen Salkin, Christiane Amanpour of Sunday Styles, reports from the frontlines.
While more typical downtown partiers, dressed in bohemian duds, are jockeying in the wee hours on Chrystie Street to be let into the Box, the preppy partiers head a few blocks west, where button-down shirts and penny loafers are not sneered at.That's right, folks, correlation, no matter how total, is not proof of causation. People could have been jerks before they went to Princeton. For those who imagined AIDS, malaria, and imbred hemophiliac boys named Chip being wiped out in their lifetimes, remember that two out of three ain't bad:Mr. Cleary was perched at the bar on the restaurant level on a Thursday night with a Gaffel Kölsch beer in his hand. He met Tom Martignetti while spending his junior year abroad at the University of St. Andrews in Scotland and said he was happy to be in a place where his kind was welcome. "For some people who see the pink shirts," the investment banker, 25, said, "they ostracize, they say it's uncool. But just because you went to Princeton doesn't mean you're a jerk."
Mr. Cleary, handsome if one considers Gary Sinese handsome, prefers meeting women in the street-level restaurant rather than in the noisier basement-level club, which usually starts hopping around 11:30 p.m., although both offer an excellent caliber of women, he said. "You don't meet girls here you want to hook up with once," he said. "You meet girls here you want to hook up with multiple times."And others come for a taste of the New World:Clementine Crawford, 25, a Princeton graduate, rephrased that sentiment from a female perspective. "Women come here looking for their future husbands."
Ms. Crawford, who was born in South Africa and attended the private all-girls Ascham School in Sydney, Australia, before Princeton, sees Bar Martignetti as a typically American institution. "America's all about the sifting process, like fraternities and sororities," she said. She praised the doormen, the nightly sifters, for making her feel welcome, unlike the way she and her friends are treated at the "hipper" clubs. "There are doormen in N.Y.C. who make you feel like a criminal when you get out of the cab," she said.Right again, the South African thinks America is all about sifting.
This really brings the deleterious effects of the Iraq War home. But needless to say, we're out of our depths here — you'll have to wait for the Gawker weekday staff to make sense of it all. For now, here's a close-up of some of the "books" adorning 'Netti's downstairs "bar." What? Was Tangerine getting uppity?
Pink Shirts Welcome [NYT]
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Now I know where to go to find me a woman of high caliber.
Uhh... Westport?
It can all be traced back to the Ivy Club. Both Princetonians mentioned in the article were officers at that venerable den of iniquity, although one went by a less citrus-enhanced name.
Westport? Is for the Martha Stewarts of the world, i.e. those desperately trying to expunge New Jersey and/or Eastern European backgrounds with seasonal floral arrangements and slate-floored mud rooms. Anyone at Netti's would rather scuff their Tod's than be associated with Westport. New Canaan, on the other hand...
I keep trying to convince my boyfriend that I went to college with several decent humans, but I'm starting to think the argument is really not worth making anymore. Fucking Ivy Club.
Didn't this already happen in 1982?
Mr. Sinese, handsome if one considers Leonard "Bones" McCoy handsome ...
@mightymouse:
Er, So this like where Rose McGowan hangs out.
Nice job, NYT. "Sinese"? The man has his own slightly-New York-based TV show and they couldn't spell his name right?
In a nutshell:
"You don't meet girls here you want to hook up with once," he said. "You meet girls here you want to hook up with multiple times."
vs.
"Women come here looking for their future husbands."
I'm guessing Ms. Crawford is gonna lose some battles, but eventually win the war. Good for her!
This is one for the Preppy Handbook.
@vineyard85: Don't worry, they made sure to interview Lisa Birnbach for the article.
Also, that better be Vineyard as in Vines, or else you're out on the sidewalk with Q.
"Their foot shall slide in due time."
What? It's Sunday. Like I'm the only one who thought of Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God.
You called it back in December. Douchebag Central has a new name: Bar Martignetti.
Yeah, hooking up multiple times is just so much classier than hooking up once.
Should we really be allowing these people to breed at all?
Thank God preppy investment bankers have a place where they can be segregated from the rest of the city. Imagine if they had to hang out with minorities or Jews... chaos would ensue.
@Ha Ha Sound: Give them a break! They have to associate with those people 100+ hours a week at the workplace! Do you know how hard it is to have to deal with people who didn't go to Windridge with your cousin Trip?
On the one hand, I find this repugnant, because I value achievement over appearance. On the other hand, that's only because it seemed like the easiest way to not have to spend time with people who went to Trinity or Haverford.
At least Whit Stillman has a subject for his next movie, Metropolitan 2007: The ReEntitling.
Oh, Gawker, you just made me wet myself with glee.
The pink shirt is surely the burka of the preppy male
Okay - Haverford is ranked #9 by USNews. Above Vassar, Weslayan, etc. Acceptance rate = 25%. 97% in the top 10% of their high school.
Trinity is ranked 30th. Twenty spots behind Haverford. Their acceptance rate? 45%. 52% in the top 10% of their high school.
Swarthmore on the other hand...
"But needless to say, we're out of our depths here -- you'll have to wait for the Gawker weekday staff to make sense of it all." Here is how I am making sense of this trespass. A) You sucked this dry. Fuck you, motherfuckers! B)Oh, wait. Apparently I don't have to read Sunday Styles anymore. Thank you, motherfuckers!
@emily: uh oh. we all remember what happened the last time em got crossed.
be expecting another edition of "surprise layoffs", this time titled "surprise layoffs, gawker weekend staff edition."
What kind of severance package are we talking about here?
I want to meet a nice boy from a prep school like me... The kind of boy who will call me in search of no strings attached, drunken sex not once, but maybe 3 or 4 times if I'm lucky. Now that would be great.
@Jon: i'm guessing that it's probably limited to a breakfast at baltazar, an autographed copy of "mergers and aquisitions", a ticket to "legally blonde the musical" and a lifetime subscription to radar.
@emily: Don't worry, you can always re-post that Smirnoff Raw Tea Partay video. Some of us just luv looking at the preppies.
Seriously, god bless Lisa Birnbach. Twenty-five years later and she is STILL making that damn book pay off.
Also, are you channelling me? I finally just get un-re-banninated and the Slug Alert on this post caught my eye because I just posted about a slug. You've got investment bankers; in Vancouver, we have a different kind of invertebrate. But it's still a scary-small world.
popped-collar-and-flip-flops hot.
I am really disappointed in this post! You left out the part where she likened Preppies to Pilgrims and how they have an innate need to "colonize". They should have made her spell pilgrim and colonize.
My people, like certain other endangered species, need special conditions only under which breeding can successfully take place. But why on earth the Times would write this story or anyone would agree to talk to the Times about it is beyond me. Normal people could learn a wise lesson from the Druze, Keep your mouth shut at all times. If they can't live with discretion and dignity they deserve to devolve.
Now if you would excuse me, I have to go drink gin in the basement and make lewd phonecalls to my cousin.
@DonPardoCalrissian: I'm with you on this one, as it is only considered proper for a person's name to appear in print three times - upon birth, marriage, and death.
That said, the Martignetti brothers are greaseballs, and come on, if you have to call yourself a preppy, you really aren't one.
um... didn't gawker have their holiday party there?
so you're either saying that you're a bunch of self-loathing v.v. tie, needle-point belt, seersucker wearers or you're just pissed that Q and Ralph won't let you in when you don't rent out the whole place?
i'm thinking it's the latter. see you next week when you're waiting outside... i'll be the one skipping the line in the flip flops and casual blazer.
I think we should all applaud the Times for once again pointing out how hard it is to be upper class and white. Bouncers giving people the evil eye? God, who knew being preppy was as bad as being an ACTUAL minority?
And speaking of minorities, I love the word choice of the Times. Homogeneously pretty could be the most polite way of saying that the bar is whiter than Amherst.
In 1986 Dorrian's produced a fine preppie:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/classics5/preppy/index.htm
Makes me wonder what will come out of Bar Martignetti's.
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