His hair looked like shit, but whatevs he's a bro-king post-slay, he's allowed. He was far from his Bed-Stuy brownstone so this girl must be worth something, i.e. literate or anorexic only during even-numbered months

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Also, references to her husband and something about having "Time to read novels when I retire."

Snappy, dapper dresser but so short. Just my size at 5'3".

She seemed up-beat and talked sweetly with her husband, until the barista told Anna that she liked her necklace....Anna looked none to pleased at that! See pic attached!

"Are you going to be there? Just get the fuck of the computer already and get over there."

I found out it was Lindsay. Then this little 85 year old woman stops me to ask who it is. I responded with "it is Lindsay Lohan." She then says "Oh, you don't speak English." I responded again with "it is Lindsay Lohan", she says "Who's that?" I laugh & tell her she is some young celebrity. She then asks, "why is she so great." I said, "I don't know, she really isn't." This girl next to me laughs & another girl rolls her eyes at me. By the time I came out of 24 Prince where I was taking a cooking class the store front was covered with makeshift wrapping paper so paparazzi couldn't get any shots. People were still gawking at Lindsay Lohan. Tell me why??

We ate at 9 and they were still there when we left at 11:30.

There he was on Mercer between Spring and Prince, shaking hands and waving. People were going crazy cheering.

"They HAVE no show without me!", "bravo is my family!", etc. She was with a much younger, more handsome man and two friends, sitting outside extra virgin. the best part was that her friends looked like they wanted to punch her. This bitch is crazy!

Also a couple of months ago he had sent one of his hangers-on up to me at Boiler Room (a skeezy gay bar) and asked me to come talk to him… his friend was busted and he looks like lurch but a midget, I politely declined and when that was not enough he persisted on saying "Do you know who he is?" Now listen, I've been around the block quite a few times and dating in New York can be like a marathon sport, and I've bedded some very important men, why did he think a line like that would sending me running over to him? The party wasn't even that good…I would never waste my time…oh snap!

I felt like a creep being in the same room as him, like I was spying on what should have been a private moment.

All were very enthusiastic and very sweet, dancing and singing along to Taylor's music. Yup - I pretty much passed out from beautiful people overload.

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One person ran over and gave him a high five. Then he drove off into the sunset, hopefully not cracking his skull open in the process.

She sang "Livin' on a Prayer" and "Before He Cheats." Ironic.

July 24 @ 11pm Was sitting in VIP seats last night at the Beyoncé concert in NJ when I noticed a large group walking behind us. It was Joe Jackson with around 12 young girls either going backstage with Beyoncé or leaving the show.

July 25 @ 2:20pm Saw Joe Jackson outside the Hard Rock Café in Times Square. Surrounded by people taking pictures, he seemed all too happy to oblige.
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Looked like he was having a great time and definitely rubbing it in the faces of the corporate yuppies in the surrounding offices with their faces pressed against the window watching (present company included).

A Time writer—and fellow organic, local grocery lover—is working a shift with the Entourage star right now. He's breaking down boxes, like a good little supermarket socialist.

I'll miss your silly ways, Park Slope! But not your F train!