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So that is where all of those B & T guidos get their hairstyle inspiration. Shaved on the sides, spiked on the top, who knew it was a dictator thing.

I bet he's NTJ.

Al Goowr, wemeberw Hans Brix? ...So rong! hahaha!
Damn, I'm still ronery..

Holez in ones. I has 18.

I can haz intrnetts?

O hai. Ur homage. Peigh it to mee.

there is hookerz in this intrnetts?

Bewale, I can use intelnets to brow up Blookryn Blidge with lemote contLOL Hahaha!

I has a DMZ. Is not so gret, aktully.

Translation error: He meant to say that he invented "eunuchs."
Either way, nice hair, asshole.

LOLnewks. I can no inritch uraneeum boo.

He's only three artfully-constructed comments on Perez Hilton.com from having his own reality series.

Kim Jong Il is currently near the top of the list of men who look like elderly lesbians, but I bet he's not bragging about that.

Unilateral talks! Do not want!!1!

Awl yor internets are belong to me!

ls -a
vi loltyrant.log

Im in yr cellphone, monitorin ur wrdz.

oh wait -- maybe that was bush, not Kim Jong be Illin?

Oh hai heers sum freedum. Aprill foolz!

Invisibul demokrasy!!1

Im in ur cellphone, monitorin ur wrdz.

or wait, that was OUR government. oops.

Yew kan do wut u want Hans Brix. Saik!

@janesays: sorry double post. not so goog wit teh teknolgy

@janesays: How bitingly cutting-edge.

I can haz ur childrn 4 sexx slavs trafiking? 8 yeer ol girlz pleeze k thnx bi.

ErOhErTyrant

If I wasn't afraid of getting executed I would post a link to my "lol kim jong il" teeshirts on cafepress. Hmmm....executions. North Korea. Gawker. Maybe Gawker is really a North Korean front?

Ur twentee yr old sunglarsses. Im wearin em.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: um, fuck off? thx!

Mai OS, no has a GUI

@janesays: I shan't. Pretty sure the whole "President Bush is Stupid/Spying on You/Hates Poors/Doesn't Care About Black People" shtick has about run its course.

@ElijahPollack: Tu words Erijuh: Arec Baldwin

Kim "Call Me Il" Jong

I bet he managed to save the nude Chris Crocker photos before they were taken down. Dude's whip-smart.

Is it just me, or does the whole "so solly" chink-talk seem totally not funny, like, ever?

Freedm of teh pres. Is not so gret, aktuly.

It's been a while since I had an opportunity to bring this one out. I think the last time was when he claimed to have invented outer space.
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@Aatom:
It isn't just you. Even Mickey Rooney regrets it.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Golly gee, why can't conservatives ever get a break in this country?

@Aatom: So solly!!! But you crealry didn't see the movie..

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Hey, I just wasn't sure North Korea actually had cell phones..

@TheHonJudgeSmails: im in ur commentz, luvin ur prezdnt.

and who said anything about black people?

@TheHonJudgeSmails: im in ur commentz, luvin ur prezdnt.

also, who said anything about black people?

@janesays: and unlike Kim Jong Il, I am not an internet expert. oops.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: It would be GREAT if the whole "President Bush is Stupid/Spying on You/Hates Poors/Doesn't Care About Black People" schtick had run its course, but I think we have another year and a half to go.

*snif, snif* I invented myself. And all of you.

@janesays: @Colonel Mustard: I iz hydin frum yr commentz

all ur monkz r belong to us!!!1!!!

my nukz, let me show u them!

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I can haz guiluini in 20008? kthks!