We're constantly trying to think of new and exciting features here at Gawker. At a recent brainstorming session someone came up with the idea of showing the hands of various media figures. We nodded along at the time and filed it away for future use, but after seeing this picture of Viacom's Sumner Redstone, we're pretty much gonna bin it. This is creeping us out. We can only imagine the trauma that the poor WireImage photog is going through.

[Image: WireImage]

Update: We are terrible, terrible people and deeply apologetic. Also ignorant! Sorry about that.

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