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HOLYSHITDIDYOUHEAR? Today's spanking-new Vanity Fair is a glossy manger, cradling the messiah of celebrity journalism, adorable 2-year-old Suri Cruise. Vanity Fair features editor Jane Sarkin hit the Today show just now for the requisite scoopy plug, noting that she spent a full five days at the TomKat compound in Telluride and wasn't forced to take a single E-meter test. More importantly, the article and accompanying photos, which you've been waiting for since Katie Holmes first donned her $5 million prosthetic womb, constitute twenty-two fucking pages of the magazine — the most Vanity Fair has ever devoted to an Asian-American!

Earlier: Again With The Suri Cruise Photos, Suri Cruise Picture Revealed At Last