Taking the Bait: We're not above it every once in awhile.

Dear Socialite Rank,

How's it going? We were a little confused when we received your email telling us that we had been selected to be official voting members in your little awards hoo-ha next month—the Silver Spoon Awards, we believe you're calling them? After all, you did say, not so very long ago, "When negative comments about socials come from Gawker they are not taken seriously." Sniff! Well, looks like you've changed your minds. We can't wait to vote for the Tinz for Socialite of the Year, but we're having a little trouble making up our minds for the rest of the categories. Maybe you can help us out?

Like, should we choose Jessica Joffe's Banana Republic ads for Campaign of the Year, or Lydia Hearst's Feria ads? And quite frankly, we have no fucking clue who those international debutards you have pictured there are. Oh, and also, that dress that Bee Shaffer is wearing looks like something you'd pick up in one of those leather stores on St. Marks, but that's just our opinion. Is that why you don't take us seriously?

Anyway, just wanted to say thanks a million for thinking of us. We'll get our votes in real soon!

Love,
Gawker

2006 SR Silver Spoon Awards [Socialite Rank]
Earlier: Socialite Rank Revealed—Sort Of

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