• By rbouncer
    Dec 28, 2006 1:30 PM 2,841
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    Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel

    "Oh Hey Guys! Haven't Seen You In Years. I Like the New Cameras!"

    Lonely and Miserable Jen Aniston Prefers the Company of Dogs, If You Know What We Mean
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    Some Vodkas Are Made From Potatoes

    Forget second chances. If The Donald really wanted to show Tara Conner exactly what becomes of "hot pieces of ass" after they spend several years doing the club circuit - combined with the requisite botched plastic surgeries one needs when one no longer cares about one's diet or nutrition - all he had to do was flash her a few pictures of Tara Reid, circa 2006. That'd be enough to scare anyone out of the VIP.

    I'm pretty sure there are laws against wearing a bikini when your body looks like it's filled with mashed potatoes. If not there should be. And maybe also some against poor people.
    We've heard Grey Goose has a ton of carbs, so she might want to cut that out first.

    Tara Reid Stays Classy For Christmas [The Superficial]

    Earlier: Gossip Roundup: Tara Conner Pardoned. Related: Are All Girls Named Tara Drunks?


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