Fox News anchor Shepard Smith, who has consistently won praise for, among other things, his compassionate coverage of Hurricane Katrina and his pretty, pretty hair, has signed a $7 million-per-year deal with Fox News to continue anchoring his show. This kind of cash, which catapults Smith into the pay range of network news anchors like Brian Williams, could come in handy the next time Smith has to pay off a reporter after assaulting her with his motor vehicle or fend off a crazysexyfoolish neo-con stalker!
10:30 AM on Mon Nov 19 2007
By Maggie
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Wait.. he HAS a crazysexyfoolish neo-con stalker, or he IS the crazysexyfoolish neo-con stalker? Judging from above photo, one can't be sure.
Hey. I'm hideous too, and all my compassion is fake. Someone pay me 7 million.
This thing looks like that thing: Max Headroom.
Right?
Maybe he can afford some sunlight now.
I heard from a source at Fox News that Sam is an egotistical douche.
Nothing beats "going unpunished." I do it all the time.
Maggie, your media stories are better than toasted sesame bagels! Mmm, I really should eat some breakfast....
@MisterB: It looks like a mugshot.
@Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Yeah, but what about the photo with the Times story?
@Cesare_the_Somnambulist: I was getting ready to say the same thing about it looking like a mugshot. I saw his pic and I though he had been arrested over the weekend.
Sigh. It seems like yesterday I stumbled upon his blow job blooper on Youtube.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, does Fox News know they have a zombie for an achor?! Somebody should fucking tell those guys before they get their brains eaten.
So was that shot taken of him after spending a night in jail? Holy Hannah, you'd think an egotistical, no talent, hack like he would at least have better control over the photos of him that are released.
$7 million per year, huh? What's a head tranplant going for these days?
Jesus, another Marc Jacobs post? Oh, my bad
@Fritzpeterson: That was his mugshot. I don't think he has control over it being used, especially since The Smoking Gun posted it years ago.
Um, does he even pretend to be a fake heterosexual?
Deeper pockets + ill-tempered assaults = more work for lawyers.
@The One: So it WAS after a night in jail. I had no idea. So he's an egotistical, no talent hack with a record!
@Fritzpeterson: He didn't spend the night in jail. Made bail in a few hours or so.
Shepard's the dude who screwed up on live TV and they give him 7m bucks. [www.youtube.com]
Yes ! Republican grandmas continue to be titillated across America ! ( Both of mine included. )
@Cheap Shot: Ha! you can kind of madlibs up that sentence and it'd be true of every news network and anchor, can't you?
@Saint Andrew: And they rolled tape of...some poor child with an ice cream cone?!
Is everything about Fox News wrong?
I guess Wendy isn't the only one blowing Rupert in the boardroom.
It's just dollars. Not euros.
@atipofthehat: Yes.
soon to be posted on Oldmenwholooklikelesbians.com....
I love Shep. He's the one who told off Hannity and O'Reilly etc. during Katrina. I always imagined him & Anderson, in prada life vests, etc etc etc.
He's got Crazy Eyes
Um, you go girl?!
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