Gawker
There's a new website on the internets, devoted to hot celebrity gossip. Yay all of us! It is brought to you by our friends at Best Week Ever, and was designed by a focus group of 5-year-old girls who are somehow also outrageously homosexual men from Topeka. Surely there were supposed to be unicorns in assless chaps somewhere on this website? Please note that the site's figurehead, David Caplan, is represented by a photo of himself hugging Paris Hilton. He is doing an admirable job of creating a product for hateful illiterate tween bulimics though! Anyway, better go beg for a job now. This website is the future of words.
Page Sizzler [VH1]
Previously: OMG!
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It's like a bulemic Lisa Frank purged her breakfast all over a copy of Us Weekly.
That website is the biggest asshole I've ever met in my life.
One of their posts had over 50 words. I gave up.
OMG!! This is SO going to be a great site! Because. It. Has a gazillion !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after every sentence. I am hating it already. Make them stop
I had a really, really good time.
To be honest, this is the first report I saw about Tea Leoni being on the cover of the July Vegas magazine. This is celebrity news I can use!
Anyway, reading this site made me long for Sizzler. I think the closest one to me is in Rego Park. Or maybe Massapequa.
OMG!! How did you get on their Blogroll!?! Luckies!!!!!
this is the second in a week. vomitaceous. Adderall-inspired. Klonopin and sugar-coma. can't read. attention span. Pantone car accident. makes me want to eat fibre. wringing hands.
It keeps crashing my browser...Must be a "Do not want" error.
OMG!!!!LOL!!!!ROFL!!!!
CID!!!
(Civilization is Doomed.)
Less culture than a dish of PinkBerry.
...and here I thought the Sizzler was an arch parody of celebrity journalism, based on the Best Week Ever segment of the same name...
wait, I'm right.
When did all the tweenage girls turn into gay men? That colour scheme is fagulous.
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