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The Webby Awards Party At The Box

The Webby Awards will be announced this week, and they threw a concert and pre-party last night at the Box. I went along with Nikola Tamindzic. Was dude heavy, girl light. Lots of just regular nice guys, kind of good looking, milling around, talking 2.0. And then the curtain opened and Kevin Michael hit the stage. He sounds like Prince, looks like Lenny Kravitz and can reduce a grown woman to a pool of lust and flesh. He opened up with a song about being half black and half white. All of a sudden the assorted sundry and rare females in the audience started gyrating. And the men, their ears impacted with the sweet music of Kevin Michael but their machismo diminished by his surfeit of the same, retreated into booths. Hey, they told themselves, he might have the girls now—but I will once I win a Webby! Yes. Good luck with that.

6:00 PM on Mon Jun 4 2007
By Joshua Stein
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Greg Johnson at 06:42 PM on 06/04/07
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"Was dude heavy?" Yeah. I heard the Webby's pre-party can be a total Sausagefest 99.
the cajun boy at 07:16 PM on 06/04/07
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he looks as though he's trying to swallow her whole!
Pope John Peeps II at 07:18 PM on 06/04/07
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Who's that little magical number with the amazing bob haircut? Blue states WIN, motherfucker.
CopyofBlueboy at 08:20 PM on 06/04/07
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Vomit sprays out in a beautiful technicolor dream!
HoHoKennedy at 09:59 PM on 06/04/07
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Place looks like a fire-trap - maybe just wishful thinking.
BritneysBaldHoohoo at 10:20 PM on 06/04/07
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I had no idea Courtney Love and Greasy Bear were an item!
depardoo at 08:16 AM on 06/05/07
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@Pope John Peeps II:

Pope: Check out the picture entitled "This Is Just Before They Kiss". The magical little number sits beside them. Nipplage!
Pope John Peeps II at 09:36 AM on 06/05/07
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@depardoo: Hadn't noticed that! But the picture makes her look distorted and sad. So the photog uses a fisheye to capture the full glory of middle-aged hambeasts, at the expense of pretty long-legged things... I guess that's life. Sigh.
Clarence Rosario at 10:13 AM on 06/05/07
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@depardoo: @Pope John Peeps II: God bless you guys.

By the way, that initial pic with the article? Looks like a snuff film is about to start.
DonPardoCalrissian at 10:40 AM on 06/05/07
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I didn't know Neal Pollack and Robyn Byrd were dating. I did know the Box looks like a rundown Uzbek madrassa but I'm glad there's now proof on the infobahn.
Pope John Peeps II at 11:34 AM on 06/05/07
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@Clarence Rosario: We have to make up the hetero slack left by Josh's DROOLING over this Kevin Michael guy.
surrealsamurai at 09:55 PM on 06/05/07
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the magical little number with the bob haircut is the reni lane, of "frontiers of science" video fame