Has dick cheney been hunting again?

Caturday is ruined.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Do not want.

There is nothing LOL about this.

Do NOT fuck with us cat lovers. (I'm not talking to you, Choire.)

is it wrong to be both horrified and hysterically laughing at this?

yes.

iz ams turibles.

is inproprit

wow, I haven't seen that image in 6 years! still funny too, even though I'm a cat guy.

To paraphrase Cousin Eddie " If that cat had nine lives, he just spent 'em all."

@KarenUhOh: People seem to think cat lovers are wusses. Wrong. Those of us who live with those razor fanged and steel clawed meat eating psycho fuzz shedding love machines will send you to hell if you so much as diss our pet soul mates. Just sos you all know.

A fucking Monday thing?

At least it's less disturbing than those Woody Allen-ized American Apparel ads.

Where is that?
I haven't bought anything for dinner yet!

@dearest:

Yeah, this and the guido post. I think we're still in a Sopranos hangover.

Oh noes. Kitteh r flat. me am sad.

That's only funny if the driver ended up getting smashed into by a mack truck a mile later. and i hope to fucking god he did.

Tossers. Pathetic. Not funny in the slightest.

@WishIWasStillSleeping: I was thinking along similar lines, but w/r/t the person who made (or Photoshopped or whatever) the sign.

I hpe

I hope none was named Hodge.

@Seeräuber Jenny: Oh no. He shan't be shot.

I didn't do this...but I wish I had.

I love cats and had one hit, but cats occasionally get hit by cars. It's the reality.

That said, what say we put Schroedinger in the box next time.

Keep your cat inside. Unless you live in the country, away from the roads. They're just too defiant to look both ways before they cross.

Also helps with reducing the amount of unloved unappreciated strays.

Ugh.

No thanx. Do not like splat katz.

Reality bites sometimes.

But people that toss unwanted animals on the side of the road deserve to be executed and crushed "Phil Leotardo" style.

Because I'm relatively free from responsibility and place cats on or above the same level as human beings, I do not find this funny. I hope the driver that almost certainly hit this cat on accident dies a horrible death. I'll even go as far to hope that Mr. Sicha is forced to munch carpet on an hourly basis just for posting this.

Such are my hopes.