JT Leroy?

DJ AM wearing Nicole Richie's sunglasses? (those were the days!)

This is exactly why I stopped reciting poetry.

*totally weeping*

You guys are taking the phrase 'slow news day' to new extremes.

To think that right now, somewhere in Bay Ridge, this guy is getting F'd in the A.

This is a more disturbing trend than Kristian Laliberte. If that's possible.

"dude. pull my finger. no really, pull my finger."

My wife keeps trying to tell me that Balk is gay, but you're right, Choire, his shopping habits confirm his straightishness.

Gross.

Is that an aluminum pan in the dishwasher? At least move on to cast iron, but don't forget to dry it with that sweater. Corroding style is not the same as a corroding kitchen.

Before it was called Inster it was called Transvestitism.

He looks like he's hanging out at his dad's apartment. "Here, dad. Mom wanted me to give these to you. I don't know what it's supposed to mean. God, I'm just doing what she asked me to do, don't kill the messenger, man. I hate it how you guys always put me in the middle of your shit!"

I'm pretty sure "Inster" is a joke. Not a very funny one, maybe, but a joke.

So being an Inster is just like being a Hipster, except more efficient, because you get your ass kicked that much more quickly when seen in public.

Outster.

What's he in? A pile of his on jis?

FYI, that's my friend Kit. He's available for sexy photoshots that turn into coerced fellatio, escort outcalls, and cheap photoshops of Rudy Giuliani next to a vampire.

So, like... is grandma's flower vase a part of the ensemble? Maybe he even super-glued it to his sweater. Now that would be innovative.

short sleeve tee shirt [vintage] over long sleeved [ideally french cuff] dress shirt, popped collar optional.... a look i pioneered as a semi-joke on-line 3, 4 years ago.

be careful what you wish for, some frat / skater dipshit might make it a fad