• By Joshua Stein
    Sep 28, 2007 2:30 PM 1,012
    read more: #theproblemwithmagazines, #magaxenophobia, #magazine, #parties, #passerby, #pictures, #rituals, #useless

    Another Useless Magazine Party

    Me: What did you do last night, Nikola Tamindzic?
    Nikola: Went to another Useless magazine party at soon-to-close Passerby.
    Me: Another magazine?
    Nikola: No, another magazine.
    Me: What magazine?
    Nikola: Useless magazine.
    Me: I know that. They're all useless.
    Nikola: Don't be a tool. I took pictures of the Highlights including some guy spewing fish guts.
    Me: Oooo, was that Goofus or Gallant?
    Nikola: [shaking head] Useless.

    Useless Magazine Party


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