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    You Know What Your House Needs? An Observatory, Duh!

    By Choire, 9:20 AM on Thu Oct 4 2007, 1,178 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    ASS-TRONOMY"Dr. Motta and his wife, Joyce, are among a growing number of Americans incorporating observatories into new or existing homes," says the Times. (A growing number, you say!) For those paying attention at home, the order of trends is: Buying a second or third house in the city, drunken renovation parties, luxury submarines, and, of course, the megayacht with chopper. Now if you can just stick that telescope in an observatory in your recently remodeled second mini-ocean liner, you are so on top of the game. Bonus: When the bubble pops, you'll have an actual bubble-shaped representation of this era on top of your house to remind you of when you were rich!

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    Vanity Fair asked that pressing question, and they all want to GIVE BACK and BE CREATIVE ARTISTS, even though artists are all leeches, obv. Basically every paragraph of this "story" in support of a slideshow has at least one sentence that makes you want to punch the world in the mouth. Whether... More »
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