As blogger Miss Modernage astutely notices, British actress-cum-photog Amanda de Cadenet, who's "very much married" (though not officially) to Stroke guitarist Nick Valensi, has dropped a disturbing piece of information on her website's message board:

sorry it took me SO long to respond...i'm busy being pregnant which seems to be quite time consuming!

Oh God. We're relatively certain that the world is not ready for another Stroke to begin breeding (bassist Nicolai Fraiture has already spawned a greasy infant). As for de Cadenet, this would be her second child, the first being with ex-husband and Duran Duran bassist John Taylor. Our heads are spinning — if de Cadenet is carrying the Baby Stroke, does this solidify her status as the seminal vessel for seminal bands?

Could a Valensi-De Cadenet Baby Be on Its Way? [The Modern Age]

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