"WWW.CHEDDARVISION.TV: It must rank as one of the weirdest spectator sports, having attracted a global audience of more than 1.5 million in less than a year, and it involves, literally, nothing happening. People across the globe have been logging on to a website in huge numbers to watch a 44lb handmade cheddar cheese from Shepton Mallet slowly mature. Addicted surfers have, over the last nine months, been able to admire the Somerset-based cheese, named Wedginald by its creators. So far, 1,525,548 are registered as having logged on. " [Times (U.K.)]
12:10 PM on Mon Sep 17 2007
By balk
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Bye, Gawker.
at least three people have just walked by and asked if i was okay on the pained and bewildered expression on my face.
it totally defies logic.
i'm too young to be so done with life.
These people don't know jack.
@depardoo: Or maybe they've created a muenster?
I'm just crackers about cheese.
@depardoo: @Itsjustcatnip:
It's gouda be some kind of joke.
Too bad there's no RSS feed.
How cheesy.
Curd it get any worse?
You chedda believe it.
Your phrasing implies that "slowly matur(ing)" equals "literally, nothing happening". And you're right! Good work, Balk!
As far as the preceding comments go, could they BRIE any cheesier?
@DorothyMantooth: I'm already feta up with the punning.
@Colonel Mustard: I agree. I Camembert it anymore.
Something something Limburger.
@Typo Positive: Be patient. It's just another bleu Monday.
@Colonel Mustard: Don't brie a killjoy.
This has gone whey too far.
Do they own the server space or do they rennet?
@depardoo: Are you sure? I cantal if it has or not.
Three cheese puns...I have a problem.
@MadameEducatrix: They herve their own.
Gives new meaning to cottaging.
@mcginstein: Well, whatever gets you through your daily g-rind.
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